{"id":2498,"date":"2016-10-21T11:01:04","date_gmt":"2016-10-21T03:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.tibame.com\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2022-04-08T17:59:00","modified_gmt":"2022-04-08T09:59:00","slug":"59-%e5%89%87%e9%97%9c%e6%96%bc%e5%b7%a5%e7%a8%8b%e5%b8%ab%e7%9a%84%e8%b6%a3%e5%91%b3%e4%b8%94%e7%9c%9f%e5%af%a6%e7%9a%84%e7%a8%8b%e5%bc%8f%e8%aa%9e%e9%8c%84","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.tibame.com\/?p=2498","title":{"rendered":"59 \u5247\u95dc\u65bc\u5de5\u7a0b\u5e2b\u7684\u8da3\u5473\u4e14\u771f\u5be6\u7684\u7a0b\u5f0f\u8a9e\u9304"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u5370\u5ea6\u4e00\u540d\u5de5\u7a0b\u5e2b\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/theprofessionalspoint.blogspot.tw\/2013\/09\/59-hilarious-but-true-programming.html\">Naresh Kumar \u5728\u90e8\u843d\u683c<\/a>\u88e1\u6574\u7406\u4e86 59 \u5247\u95dc\u65bc\u7a0b\u5f0f\u7684\u8a9e\u9304\uff0c\u5305\u62ec\u8edf\u9ad4\u958b\u767c\u3001\u7a0b\u5f0f\u7dad\u8b77\u3001\u8edf\u9ad4\u9664\u932f\u3001\u8edf\u9ad4 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